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Uhuk uhuk, berabuk dah blog i niii hik! busy banget. Untuk santapan rohani, yang di forward lem email...jom baca...Jabatan Syariah telah mengesan trend terkini memberikan ucapan salam samada melalui emel dan sms hanya dengan menulis perkataan "Akum". Sudahlah kita telah hilang keaslian dalam selawat kepada Nabi dengan hanya menulis "S.A.W" dan pujian kepada Allah dengan hanya menulis "S.W.T" maka kali ini kita akan kehilangan keaslian pada satu lagi kalimah suci iaitu Assalamualaikum diringkaskan menjadi "Akum". Dalam hukum Fiqah, tulisan yang tertera "Assalamualaikum" adalah wajib dijawab oleh penerima salam tadi samada melalui lisan, emel atau sms kerana ianya adalah doa walaupun dieja dengan bahasa bukan Arab. Manakala tulisan "Akum" tidak wajib dijawab kerana ianya bukan doa. Oleh itu, Jabatan Syariah menasihati semua supaya mengekalkan keaslian salam pada ejaan dengan menulis penuh Assalamualaikum dan bukan lagi "Akum". Sekian, terima kasih. Ada juga yang menggunakan semekom, sekom, selekom. Ada artis lawak kita yang suka sangat menggunakan cara ini apabila memulakan show. Dan audience pun ketawa terbahak-bahak. Kurang a*arnya ! Dan yang paling kurang a*ar ada yang buat main sehinggakan sebutan menjadi Celcom!! I have to admit that I also used a very short form to wish salam in sms, email n also messaging. I felt guilty for that. Thanks to my friend for this email. So, let us taip, tulis, baca dan sebut salam sebetulnyaa....
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*6:14 PM*
Walau di mana jua berada, yang masih hidup atau telah meninggal dunia....
Monday, May 16, 2005
A serious joke on Teacher's DayAda seorang guru tadika yang tidak percaya wujudnya tuhan dan dia pun berfikir bagaimana nak brain wash kanak-kanak di tadika tsebut supaya tak percaya wujudnya tuhan. Dia pun mendapat satu akal
Guru tadika : Anak-anak, nampak tak pen ni.Anak2 : Nampak cikgu.Guru tadika : Pen ada kan.Anak2 : Ader cikgu.Kemudian guru tadika tadi memasukkan pen tu dalam poket dia, kemudian bertanya lagi..Guru tadika : Anak-anak, nampak tak pen?Anak2 : tak nampak cikgu.Guru tadika : pen ade tak?Anak2 : takder cikgu.Guru tadika: Ank2 nmpk tuhan tak?Anak2 : tak nampak cikgu.Guru tadika : tuhan ader tak?Anak2 : takder cikgu.Guru tadika tadi sangat gembira sebab tujuan dia nak brain wash otak budak2 tu berjaya. Tetapi dalam banyak-banyak budak tu ader seorang budak yang pintar, dan dia pun mengangkat tangan...Budak A : Cikgu bleh saya cakap sesuatu.Guru tadika : Bleh, mari ke depan.Budak A : kawan2 nampak cikgu tak.Kawan2 : nampak.Budak A : cikgu ader kan?Kawan2 : ader.Budak A : kawan2 nampak otak cikgu tak?Kawan2 : tak nampak.Budak A : cikgu ader otak tak?Kawan2 : tak ader.Jangan ingat budak kecik tak reti, takde otak macam cikgu dalam contoh di atas. Ambik kira didikan tak formal yang mereka dapat dari ibu bapa, adik beradik, rakan sebaya dan mana-mana sumber lain yang boleh dipercayai... SELAMAT HARI GURU khas buatUmi, abah yang menjadi guruku dari kecil hingga sekarang..Guru-guruku di sekolah taski, tadika, sekolah rendah, sekolah menengah, pensyarah di universiti...Pakcik makcik ku yang rata-rata guru dan pensyarah...Pensyarahku di universitiRakan-rakanku yang berkhidmat sebagai pendidik...
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Friday, May 13, 2005
One of these paintings is by Andy Warhol, the other by a chimpanzee called Congo...can you tell which is which?
- by Ilya Gridneff
Piece of p*** : Andy Warhol used urine (err erkk goli den!!) and copper to create this specimen and Stroke of genius : Congo the chimp used tempera paint to create his masterpieces... 
The ape and the good : Congo at work and artist Andy Warhol
To the expert, his brightly coloured paintings are said to be resemble the style of abstract expressionism. To the untrained eye, however, the swirls could have been painted by a monkey. And they'd be right.A temperamental artist said to regularly fly into rages, Congo the chimp has been hailed the Cezanne of the ape world. Even Picasso is said to have hung one of his pieces on his studio wall.Next month, nearly 50 years after Congo first put brush to paper, three of his masterpieces go under the hammer at a leading auction house alongside pieces by Renoir, Andy Warhol and the Chapman brothers. They are expected to fetch £800. Bonhams's director of modern and contemporary art, Howard Rutkowski, said other auction houses thought the sale 'completely mad'.'I sincerely doubt chimpanzee art has ever been auctioned before,' he said. 'I don't think anybody else has been crazy enough.'Congo, who produced 400 paintings, was a popular guest on Zoo Time, the 1950's TV programme presented by animal behaviourist Dr Desmond Morris.The former zoo curator was convinced chimpanzees understood some elements behind human art. For example, Congo quickly learnt how brushes instead of trying to eat them. He always painted the boundaries of the paper, never allowing the paint to spill over, and would put his brush down when he finished.But Congo is not the world's only artistic beast. Koopa the turtle from Connecticut sold more than 100 pictures created by covering his underbelly in paint and slithering around on a canvas. In South-East Asia, elephants paint with their trunks. Their exhibitions have toured the world as part of the Asian Elephant Art and Conservation Project.Article and Pictures taken from METRO newspaper, 12 May 2005.
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Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Marketing Skills
Again...something from my email. Enjoy! uhuk..uhuk!You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Will you marry me?" That's Direct Marketing.
You are at a party with a group of friends and see a gorgeous girl. one of your friends goes to her and pointing at you and says, "He's very rich. Marry him" That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and obtain her telephone number. The next day you call her and say," Hi I'm very rich. Marry me!" That's Telemarketing.
You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a lift home and say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That Public Relations.
You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very handsome and rich". That's Brand Recognition
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on the face. That's Customer Feedback!
Soo what sort of skills do you have? and where will you be?...
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*2:34 AM*
Monday, May 09, 2005
Brother Bear (2003)
Don't bother bout d year, he hee i always terrtonton lambat..
I learnt a lot from d movie. Kisah kekeluargaan ni cepat menyentuh my hulu hati n my pangkal jantung no matter dlm format animasi, separa animasi or 100% manusia as pelakon. Ku tertipu bila nengot cover dvd ni. Thats y people say dont judge a book by it's cover. Ingatkan kisah adik badik bear, rupanya adik badik manusia...yg mmg seswai ngan kita semua yg memang manusia kan kan..
Sedikit sinopsis (taken 100% dari kaber dvd) in case ade yg terrtonton lambat cem akuss..
In this spectacular coming-of-age story based on ancient myths, an impulsive boy named Kenai is magically transformed into a bear. He has no choice but to see the world through another's eyes while he learns some valuable life lessons and strives to regain his human form. Unable to communicate with his human brother, Kenai teams up with Koda, an impressible bear cub, and sets out on a courageous journey of self-discovery. Amidst breathtaking, beautifully animated scenery, they encounter a forest full of wildlife, including hilarious moose brothers Rutt and Tuke, woolly mammoths, rambunctious rams and more! Brother Bear is an unforgettable tale that explores the true meaning of brotherhood and what it means to walk in the foodsteps of another.
Sedikit kesimpulan dari pelem Brother Bear di transform ke versi puitis aku ;))
Kalau adik beradik bergaduh
Jangan cepat mengaduh
Mengeluh sampai berpeluh-peluh
Bertekak tak jenuh-jenuh
Tak sedar meter dosa dah penuh
Apa kata duduk diam
Mata biar pejam
Tarik nafas dalam-dalam
Yang tua bawa bertenang
Yang muda jangan bertendang
Yang tua...Yang muda
Usah kalut memanjang
Mari bawa berbincang
Berbual panjang
Fikir dari mana kita datang
Bukankah dari dia seorang
Si ibu tersayang...?
Kalau beruang sama beruang
Tahu sayang menyayang
Kenapa orang sama orang
Sukar untuk menyayang...?
Jika orang dah bertukar beruang
Masih adakah ruang
Untuk kita..orang sama orang
Sesama menyayang...?
Sesama bertumpang...?
Di kala susah mahupun senang...?
I'm o.u.t.
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*1:49 AM*
Thursday, May 05, 2005
This is the first time we went out together as classmates. Sghonott! - not really bcoz of d brewery but more bcoz of spending time together. Memula kami diberi tonton video salahsilah sejarah brewery ni. Then dibawa masuk melawat seluruh kilang dari pemprosesan bir hingga ke kandang kuda. Hee heee apa signifikasi nyee kami di bawa ke kandang kuda n ram? Hem mengikut sejarah, dedulu depa guna kete kuda to deliver beer in d wooden cask n ram? nii logo or maskot mereka ;)) The last part of d visit, each one of us dapat kupon free drinks. Suke noo depa dpt preee beer keh keh...thanks to my pren yg siap kasik mineral water for me to drink. Ye laa to join d club..i need to drink something. Ada soft drink rupenye...so, kuteguk lemonade hihi I went back dgn letihnye (donno y d weather was sooo cooldd..winter again?? nooo)....
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*6:49 PM*
Keliklah Wok!Hemm...sajak ganung utk tatapan bersama. Thanks to my officemate for this. Let me tell u something about this sajak. First aku dengar sajak ni on hari raya last two years (rasanya) di Radio Trg. Tapi tatau sape penulis n penyajaknye. Ia mengisahkan seorang ibu yang mengimbau kenangan bersama sorang anaknye (wok i guess), menyeru si anak supaya balik beraya di kg. setelah merajuk...i warn u this is a very high level of bahasa ganung (from Kuala Berang) even aku pung kurang paham (i'm from kuala terengganu hee heee)...tapi try to understand the meaning of it k! Enjoy! By d way, ambe leh bantu menteranselet sikit-sikit jika perlu...just ask me k! malu bertanye sesat jalan ;)
Sayup mengelor anok dok balik
Menyembah sujud pada Mung
Seakang zaman doktong sudah sapok
Seakan zaman gelekek habih doh
Mung duk jauh Mok panggil dekat
Mung duk dekat Mok panggil rapat
Mung duk rapatt Mok sendal
Takmboh bui gogeh
Renungan si Ibu terandeng jauh
Seakang mengelor anok manih
Yang hatinya gelebek sumbing
Ingat air mata yang luroh berjelabok berlembang di lambor
Seakang noknya anok tembor berdecung dari Kuala Lumpor
Biar cokkoh depang mata
Biarlah mung dulu suka mengakas
Sedor sedor le ni senyap tuppas
Sampai gitu mbas menengung
Mok tunggu mu balik raya kappong
Mok tunggu mu jadi bejuruh jangan jadi cakduh
Mok doa' biar jadi manih dok kelat sebbat
Mok doa' lagi hari raya, biar tenang jangan kelecat barat
Rok jelibung mok tebah buat jalang
Takut mung kena pakoh pinggat lari meletang kalang
Nok tengoknya ke mung
Memang dok dang dang
Nok ramah jari mung anok ku anok kesayangan (do they left someting here 'g')
Hari Raya andainya buleh aku kelor mung
Takut nak jeruwoh takut mung belohok
Bukang mok nak kereta tolok, bukang mok mitok mah setokol
Mok tahu mung makang burger, hotdog
Dulu mu berahi jering, gemo kuih badok
Mok cuba kelor lagi neh
Baliklah Wok baliklah
Hari raya dok baik bekok
Mok terima mung sayang
Salahnya cuma silap belaga buah getoh
Silap sikitnya rebus ubi kayu dok rebus ubi torok
Adik Adik mu tu nye je mung jadi bekok
Hari raya ning baliklah
Wok Mok sorang berlagu pilu sedih
Ayoh mu gi dok royat nok mati
Rasa nok gelekek tadok tepat geli
Raya sama mung dok tau tepat nok gi
Baliklah Wok Anak anak ku
Kalau mu kenang duana mung tubek
Kalau mu kenang sapa beso ke mung
Kalau mu kenang sapa dia jaga mung jok kecik
Kalau mu kenang macang mana mung boleh baca nulih
Pagi raya ning mung ada cokoh dirumah
Pagi raya ning mung buat air dappor
Pagi raya ning ciung tangang orang tua
Pagi raya ning mitok maaf dengan mok
Pagi raya ning mok dok pernoh berniat nok kehel mung
Hari raya hari berkeluarga, cenderhati termahal
Hadiah paling comel, hamper paling beso
Hari raya, mung semualah paling beso
Anok beranok, warih waroh
tulisan merah : ambe tatau pekebenda nyee hahaa
tulisan bold : sooo meaningfulll....cobalah memahami ye kekawan...
maaf jika ada yg penin kepala utk coba memahami..tapi it's good for your brain....let it begins to work ;)
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*3:57 AM*
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Guna MyKad masuk Sarawak melalui LTAK
KUCHING 1 Mei - Penduduk Semenanjung Malaysia dan Sabah yang masuk ke Sarawak melalui Lapangan Terbang Antarabangsa Kuching (LTAK) kini hanya perlu menunjukkan MyKad untuk memasuki negeri ini. Berdasarkan peraturan baru yang dilaksanakan secara percubaan mulai hari ini, orang ramai yang masuk ke Sarawak melalui LTAK tidak perlu lagi mengisi borang pas lawatan sosial atau menggunakan pasport...read moreWhoever dari serata Malaysia (exc. Sghawak) currently working in Saghawakk (n yg slalu ke sana) must be very happy to hear this. Even, I'm happy. Ye la, dlm masa 6 bulan aku keje sana, aku balik kg halaman 2x, ke Sabah..bah 1x. haa sib baik x terus ke Bruneii, Indon kee hahaha kalo tak mau penuh cop lem pasport. Tapi betulla kata salah sorang pakcik yg di interbiu, langkah baru ni menjimatkan masa (duk bratur lem airport) n page pasport (nak renew pespot, pitis agii)
Keluarga diami bekas kandang lembuKANGAR 1 Mei - Bayangkan bagaimana keadaan sebuah keluarga menjalani kehidupan mereka seharian dengan tinggal di sebuah bekas kandang lembu yang diubah suai menjadi rumah yang lebih layak dipanggil bangsal.
Begitulah nasib Mohd. Fawzi Hashim, 43, bersama isterinya, Sodah Abdullah, 38, dan empat anaknya yang saban hari terpaksa menghidu najis lembu di pondok usang yang berlantaikan tanah di Kampung Jejawi, di sini......Menurut pekerja pencuci bangunan itu, dia terpaksa tinggal di pondok usang itu kerana tidak mempunyai pilihan selepas permohonan mendapatkan rumah di bawah Program Pembangunan Rakyat Termiskin (PPRT) sejak tiga tahun lalu masih belum menerima sebarang maklum balas.....read more Tiga tahun tintun lem modified X teratak lembus? After 3 years, baru org pasan n masuk paper? Kesian...(bersyukur la kita smua...jrg skali bau ta-ik-rem-bu). Yang bertanggungjawab, proseskan lah borang mereka cepat sblom nanti ade lembu lain tersesat jalan tumpang berteduh sebab ingatkan tu kediaman mereka hik!... Untuk baca berita lain including berita konser gelek gerudi Inul (ee eee enooo! x kuazerr akuss) sila ke Utusan Online
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*8:48 PM*
D moral of d story is :
Don't Take Thing For GuaranteedA story of a makcik n a direct seller of vacuum cleaner (cap e-LAX may be : hiyarkk! they always keep coming back to my house) (taken from my email)
A certain old lady answered a knock on the door one day only to be confronted by well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Selamat pagi makcik!" said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaner".
"Go away!" said the old lady. " I'm very busy". She proceed to close the door. Quick as a flash the young man wedged his foot in the door and push it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty", he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration". and with that he emptied a bucket of cow dung into the halfway carpet, "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this cow dung from your carpet, Makcik, I shall personally eat the remainder!"
"Well", she said, " I hope you have a good appetite. There is a blackout in our area this morning!"
"Eeeeeh!!!!!!" if people say go...go lahh! hee heee life is full of uncertainties, we plan our life but only god has d power to turn d plan into reality...katakan tak nak kpd cakapp besauu!
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